Kate Gosselin and Octomom have dominated the celebrity gossip pages with fertile wombs and questionable appearances. But less attention has been given to the Star F*cker, the unsung hero who quietly looks to screw the right star at the right time, and win the meal-ticket baby lottery.
The goss hasn’t been the same lately. Truthfully, it hasn’t been the same for a long while. This goes beyond the standard summer slowdown and indicates a deeper, more troubling phenomenon plaguing the celebrity world. It hurts to even say it, but the truth is that celebrity gossip has gotten boring.